January 2012
Oh Hello 3 New Followers
:D Nice to see ya!
December 2011
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
John's Chair One-Liners: A Master Post
thosedamnyetis:
If you are ever attacking someone with a chair here’s what to say:
“Have a seat, bitch!”
“You’ve been sentenced to get the chair, motherfucker!”
“Anybody else want to donate blood to chair-ity?”
“There’s some dessert! With a chair-y on top!”
"Your mind is a-"
debrevitatevitae:
“We’ve all had those dreams, mon. You dream you’re on a game show, on TV wearin’ nothing but a jockstrap. At the exact moment the game show buzzer goes off to tell you you’ve lost, the telephone buzzes in real life. A call your mind couldn’t have known was coming. You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud.”
John Dies at the End -...
feeltheasterbro:
7:25 pm?
it is NEVER a wrong time for breakfast
Cheers to that!
*noms breakfast burrito and bacon*
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
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Why Cold Season is Insane For Me
I say weird things when I have a cold or when I’m sick…
“Baylee. Baylee. The fridge…the fridge is speaking to meeee.”
“Mom, what if you’ve poisoned the medicine?”
“I shall claim these M&Ms and no one will take them from me, not even if you send an army after them!”
“Ohmygod, I can’t sit down.”
“If...
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Mom Wants Me To Take Some Cold Meds...
I don’t want to. She’s being very persistent.
“Cambria, come take some medicine.” “I uh…I will later.” “No, Cambria, come take them now.”
….why now?
What if she’s poisoned them?
Ohgod.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiide meeeeeeeeeee
rumarumi:
no please you don’t understand these fictional characters are my babies
Dovahkiin once took an arrow to the knee. The...
Dovahkiin does not get lost. Cities are just in...
oscillate-wildy-deactivated2012 asked: #182?
Insert number into my ask box! Pleeeeeease?
200: My middle name is:
199: I was born in:
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192: I am allergic to:
191: My 1st car was:
190: My 1st job was:
189: Last book you read:
188: My bed is:
187: My pet:
186: My best friend:
185: My favorite shampoo is:
184: AIM name:
183: Piggy Banks are:
182: In my pockets:
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180: Marriage is:
179: Sponge Bob can:
178: My mom:
177: The last three cd's I bought were:
176: Last YouTube watched:
175: How many cousins do you have?
174: Do you have any siblings:
173: Are your parents divorced:
172: Are you taller than your mom?
171: Do you play an instrument?
170: What did you do yesterday:
I Believe In:
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165: Aliens:
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Which is Better
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139: Flip flops or high heals:
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor:
137: Coke or Pepsi:
136: Hillary or Obama:
135: Burried or cremated:
134: Singing or Dancing:
133: Coach or Chanel:
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:
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130: Wal-Mart or Target:
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:
128: Manicure or Pedicure:
127: East Coast or West Coast:
126: Your Birthday or Christmas:
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Here's What I Think About
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Last time I
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101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile:
100: Cried in front of someone:
99: Went to a movie theater:
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MISC
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88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:
87: The last movie I saw:
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most:
85: The thing im not looking forward to:
84: People call me:
83: The most difficult thing to do is:
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:
81: My zodiac sign is:
80: The first person i talked to today was:
79: First time you had a crush:
78: The one person who i can't hide things from:
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:
76: Right now I am talking to:
75: What are you going to do when you grow up:
74: I have/will get a job:
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71: Next Summer:
70: Next Weekend:
69: I have these pets:
68: The worst sound in the world:
67: The person that makes me cry the most is:
66: People that make you happy:
65: Last time I cried:
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63: My computer is:
62: My School:
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60: I lose all respect for people who:
59: The movie I cried at was:
58: Your hair color is:
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56: Favorite web site:
55: Your dream vacation:
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53: How do you like your steak cooked:
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51: My favorite celebrity is:
50: Where would you like to be:
49: Do you want children:
48: Ever been in love:
47: Whos your best friend:
46: More guy friends or girl friends:
45: One thing that makes you feel great is:
44: One person that you wish you could see right now:
43: Do you have a 5 year plan:
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:
41: Have you pre-named your children:
40: Last person I got mad at:
39: I would like to move to:
38: I wish I was a professional:
My Favorites
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35: President:
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1: Would you be able to delete your blog?
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite book? Who is your favorite author? Hmmm, assuming you like to read, anyway. If not, what's your favorite movie?
2 tags
maighdean-mhara:
You’re free to leave me, but...
fuath:
Why do we blog pictures of our mortal bodies in superficial clothes that will only rot after we expire. I want to see your bare bones and the flesh upon them, because in the end- that’s all that decay will want from you.
“somehow, for now, this skin will have to do”
– (via godfatherslollipop)
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER...
coneyislandsmooches:
thegoatjustatethemoney:
ratherdielaughing:
We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.
And we could party together.
OH MY GOD I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN.
DO WANT.
I've never had a New Year's Kiss
oscillate-wildy-deactivated2012 asked: Hello. Thank you for following. Your blog is lovely. If you ever want to talk my ears are here. I'd also like to add that you are very pretty. :) Have a nice day.
“Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me...”
– David Wong, John Dies At The End (via souzalobo)